我妈曾说过每个人都有自己的东西 My mom used to say that everybody has their something.
--塑造他们的特殊的东西 A special thing that makes them, well, them!
对有的孩子来说，他们的东西是运动 For some kids, their something is sports.
好球！ Nice shot!
对有的孩子来说，他们的东西是艺术 For some kids, their something is art.
对有的孩子来说，他们的东西是音乐 For some kids, their something is music.
也许这几个不怎么样，不过，还算努力吧 Maybe not these kids, but, you know, A for effort.
我七岁的时候，妈妈病了，然后... When I was seven, Mom got sick, and...
只有我和爸爸了 then it was just me and Dad.
我以为我失去了一切 I thought I had lost everything.
但后来，我找到了我的东西 But then, I found my something.
诺瑞，我找到一些... Nory, I found some...
原来我的东西是魔法 It turns out my somethingwas magic.
现在颠倒 哦不 Upside down now. Oh, no
发生了什么？世界已经翻转 What's going on here? The world has turned around.
好吧！明天是重要的一天，所以今天很重要！ Okay! Tomorrow's a big day and so today is a big deal!
明天，等了六年啊 Tomorrow, after waiting six long years,
我要前往睿智学院 I head off to Sage Academy.
在哪里，像我这样超棒的魔法孩子， Where super-awesome magic kids like myself,
学习如何成为超级魔幻师和魔法师 learn how to be super-awesomer and magic-er.
可能会可怕 可能会受不了 Could be scary. Could be overwhelming.
不会呐，因为我不是一个人去 Nah, it won't because I'm not going on my own.
我和最好的闺蜜一起去，惊人的，神秘的 I'm going with my best of BFFs, the amazing, mystifying,
魅力无比的瑞娜·卡沃哈 and also magic-ifying, Reina Carvajal!
惊人的？ 神秘的？ 魅力无比的？ "Amazing"? "Mystifying"? "Magic-ifying"?
叫什么，我正在练习炒作 What? I'm practicing hyping you up.
我必须让那所学校知道他们拥有一位超级巨星！ I need to let that school know they've got a superstar on their hands!
我只想平安度过第一学期 I'm just trying to make it through the first semester in one piece.
你在开玩笑吗？我们会很厉害的 Are you kidding? We're gonna be great.
来吧 Go ahead.
让大家看看没有受过训练的你已经有多好了 Show everyone how good you are without any training.
- 好吧 - 好 准备 Okay. - Okay, ready.
- 有什么要求吗？ - 你知道我会说什么 - Any requests? - You know what I'm gonna say.
- 你会说“闪光火 ...” - 闪光火球！ - You're gonna say "Sparkle Fireba..." - Sparkle Fireball!
当然，毫无疑问 这是我最喜欢的 For sure, no doubt. It's my favorite.
是你说的，我做的一切都是你的最爱 You say everything I do is your favorite.
对，但闪光火球是我最喜欢的 Yeah, but Sparkle Fireball is my favorite favorite.
是很好， 但真的很难 It's a good one. But it's really hard.
对你不难！你是个光芒四射的巨星 Not for you! You are a flame-throwing rockstar.
怎么回事？ How was that?
没什么大不了的 It was all right.
你喜欢惊人的法力 If you like incredibly, awesome, mind-blowing, magical powers!
因为你很擅长疯狂的魔法 'Cause you are so good at magic it's bananas.
你将会强烈地震惊睿智学院 You are going to rock Sage so hard.
是我们会强烈地震惊睿智学院，我和你 It's we who are going to rock Sage so hard. Me and you.
话说 轮到你了 Speaking of. Your turn.
好的 好的 你稍等一会儿 让我聚一下心神 Okay. Okay. Give me a second. Let me concentrate.
小猫，小猫，小猫 Kitten, kitten, kitten.
这是一只新的 Well, this is new.
我看到小猫，还有... I'm seeing kitten, of course, but also...
袋鼠和海狸？ kangaroo and beaver?
你在哪里拿到我的铅笔的？ Where'd you get my pencil?
我希望对我变成的古怪动物有更多的控制 I wish I just had a little more control over the wacko-animals I turn into.
还是魔法啊 这才是最重要的 You're still magic. That's what matters most.
是的，可是比如，刚想到火，然后 噗 Yeah, but like, you just think about fire and... !
我想到猫，然后变成了一个可怕的讨厌鬼 I think about a cat and I turn into a terrifying abomination.
所以我们要去睿智学院 That's why we're going to Sage.
他们会教你成为最好的讨厌鬼 They're gonna teach you to be the best abomination you can be.
爸，你确定我们来对地方了吗 Dad, are you sure we're in the right place?
应该有公交或者别的吧？ Is there supposed to be a bus or something?
这是他们让我们来的地方 This is where they told us to go.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
- 我... 我可能有点紧张 - 很正常 - I... I might be a little nervous. - That's natural.
你妈妈也说过她紧张 Your mom said she was nervous, too.
她会吗？ 她可是非常擅长魔法 She was? But she was so good at magic.
她当然紧张！新事物令人害怕！ Of course she was nervous! New things are scary!
但... But...
我知道你会没事的 I know you're gonna be okay.
那你知道吗？ 我也觉得我会没事的 Then you know what? I know I'm gonna be okay, too.
- 你还知道吗？ - 还有什么？ - You know what else? - What else?
- 你要去魔法学校！ - 我要去魔法学校！ - You're going to magic school! - I'm going to magic school!
怎么了？ What's happening?
很棒的东西吧？ 魔幻神奇的东西 Something awesome, right? Some kind of magical amazing, something.
跟我走，出发吧！ 学校不会走过来的！ Home on, let's go! The school's not gonna walk to you!
和父母们道别吧！感恩节再见 Bye-bye parents! See you at Thanksgiving.
再见！再见！再见！ Adios! Sayonara! Au revoir!
再见！再见！再见！再见！ Catch you later! Ciao! TTYL! Bye!
好了，快点，我们走吧，没时间浪费，别停下 Okay, come on, here we go, no time to waste, can't stop for anything.
还有 Except this.
我知道你们都会魔法， So, clap, clap, clap. You can all do magic Big whoop, I get it.
所以你们要去魔法学校， That's why you're going to magic school, where you'll be up to your magical butts
经历接下来魔幻的六年 in magical magic for the next six magical years.
不过，有个规则，在大自然中的徒步旅行禁止用魔法 But, like, the one rule of this little nature hike is no magic.
懂了吗？出发吧，加油！ Okay? Here we go, come on!
再见爸爸！ Bye, Dad!
太吵了，魔法孩子们，请保持安静， Okay, hello! Noisy, magic children, please, keep your voices down,
这里有神秘的生物和邪恶的怪物 as there are mystical creatures and vicious monsterlings out there.
我们不希望他们跳出来把你们撕碎了 We don't want them jumping out and tearing you all limb for limb.
很容易就让你们静下来了 That is really too easy.
好了 大家都怕了吧，我在开玩笑 没有神秘的生物 Okay. Everyone chill, I'm kidding. There are no mystical creatures.
除非你认为臭鼬是神秘的 Okay, unless you think skunks are mystical.
节省你的臭雾，伙计 Save your spray, dude.
他只是在解释规则，无意冒犯 He was just explaining the rules, he didn't mean any offense.
嘿! 我刚才怎么说的？现在别用魔法 Hey! What'd I just say about not doing magic right now?
我不是在用魔法！我就是 和鼬说话 I wasn't doing magic! I was just talking to a skunk?
住嘴，鼬语者 Put a sock in it, skunk whisperer.
我知道，那太衰了，兄弟，待会再谈，好吗？ I know, I know, that is so uncool, bro. We'll talk later, okay?
多情焦那边怎么了？ What's up with emo-Joe over there?
也许你该和他谈谈就有答案了 Maybe you should try talking to him and find out.
好主意！去交往，握手，亲吻 Yeah! Good idea! Get out there, mingle, shake hands, kiss babies.
最终，这些都是我们的人了 After all, these are our people.
我是诺瑞 I'm Nory.
诺瑞·巴克斯伍·霍勒斯 Nory Boxwood Horace.
顺便说一句，很酷的包 从哪搞到的... Very cool backpack, by the way. Where did you get...
- 我们的人不大爱说话 - 尽力了 - Our people are not big talkers. - Solid effort though.
你知道比这个阴森树林还糟的是什么吗？ You know what's worse than this spooky forest?
空无一物？ Nothing?
是那个老家伙短裤套在长裤外 That old guy wearing cargo shorts over long johns.
太棒了 一个噩梦的怪洞 Awesome. A creepy nightmare hole.
打扰一下，先生，我们迷路了吗？ Excuse me, sir, are we lost?
我怎么知道？我就是个衣着古怪的老家伙 Well, how would I know? I'm just an old guy in wack threads.
现在 跟上我，如果你们有胆量的话 Now. Follow me, if you dare.
诺瑞？给我打打气吧 Nory? I could use one of those pep-talks where you...
对我说我是一位光芒四射的巨星，因为巨星很多 tell me I'm a flame-throwing rock star, because this is a lot.
你是个光芒四射的巨星，巨星很多 You are a flame-throwing rock star. And this is a lot.
但我们有这个 But we got this.
别麻烦了，那些在这里没用 Don't even bother. Those don't work here.
这里的火娃们真的很行 These other fire kids are really good.
没有比你更行的了！瑞娜，有我们在！ Not better than you! Reina, we're here!
学员们 学员们！学员们！ Students. Students! Students!
欢迎新生 Welcome to orientation.
我是睿智学院的校长奈斯林格女士 I am Ms. Knightslinger, the headmaster of Sage Academy.
之所以来到睿智 You are here at Sage
是因为你们显示出了一些魔法天赋 because you display some measure of innate magical talent.
你们所有人都需要引导 All of you will need guidance
指导你们正确开发魔法 and instruction to develop your magic correctly.
正确的方式 唯一的方式，睿智的方式 The right way. The only way, the Sage way.
我想是的，一切都令人振奋，来吧！ Yes, it is all very exciting, I suppose. Now!
睿智有五所不同的学校， 基于五种类型的人才 Sage has five distinct schools, based on the five types of talent.
覆毛者，能与动物王国交流 Fuzzies, who communicate with the animal kingdom.
闪现者，手一轻挥就能取来物体 Flickers, who can make an object come to them with the flick of a hand.
燃烧者，能够驾驭火的力量 Flares, who can harness the power of fire.
飞行者，恩，能飞 Flyers, who, well, fly.
还有变化者，它们有能力随意转化为任何动物 And Fluxers, who have the power to transform into any animal at will.
是! 这女孩就在这儿！ Yes! This girl right here!
摇动屁股，取得号码！ Fluxing butt and taking numbers!
我们结束了吗？ Are we done?
对不起 我是变化者 我结束了 还没成为变化者 Sorry. I'm a Fluxer. But I'm done now. Not done being a Fluxer,
我说完了 瑞娜，提醒我安静 but done talking. Reina, tell me to be quiet.
- 诺瑞，安静 - 好的 - Nory, be quiet. - Okie-doke.
正如我所说， As I was saying,
你们有魔法的天赋，所以进了这个门 you have a magical talent, and that got you in the door.
现在，你们可能已经很清楚 你们的天赋是什么 And by now, you're probably very clear what that talent is,
能进哪所学校 and which school you are in.
- 变化者！ - 诺瑞！ - Fluxer! - Nory!
- 燃烧者！ - 诺瑞 - Flare! - Nory.
- 诺瑞！安静！ - 好的 - Nory! Be quiet! - Okie-doke.
我接着说 Moving on.
我们要求所有新生都要参加入学测试， We require all new students to take a placement test,
看看你们是否有资格加入我们的荣耀级班级 to see if you qualify for our honors level classes.
睿智评估燃烧者能力的方式是 The Sage way to evaluate Flare aptitude is thus,
能从六英尺远的地方点燃蜡烛 be able to light a candle from six feet away.
就这样？ That's it?
我可以点燃篮球 然后灌进 I can make a basketball out of fire, and dunk it through a hoop,
也是点燃的蓝框 also made out of fire.
你不是来炫耀的，你来这是学习睿智方式 You are not here to show off. You are here to learn the Sage way.
现在做吧 Now do it.
请取走你的卡片，去院子里等着 Please collect your card and wait in the quad.
艾略特·科恩先生？请不要浪费我们的时间 Mister Elliot Cohen? Please don't waste our time.
点燃蜡烛 Light the candle.
今天第一个失败的 First lost cause of the day.
- 可以吗？ - 很好，瑞娜 - Was that okay? - Very good, Reina.
请取你的卡片，去院子里等着 Please get your card and wait in the quad.
睿智评估覆毛者的方式是 The Sage way to evaluate Fuzzies is thus,
你要问这只狗一些问题 you will ask this dog a series of questions
我们是有答案的 开始 to which only we have the answer. Proceed.
兄弟 你叫什么名字？ Bro. What's your name?
- 班卓 - 班卓 - Banjo. - Banjo.
- 他来自克利夫兰 - 克利夫兰 - He's from Cleveland. - Cleveland.
他最爱吃皇家奶油鸡，不过他真的要去遛遛了 His favorite food is chicken a la king, but he also really needs to go walkies.
睿智评估闪现者的方式是 The Sage way to evaluate Flickers is thus,
把花瓶从六英尺远的地方取来 make the vase come to you from six feet away.
帕洛玛女士？ Ms. Paloma?
- 派巴儿！ - 什么？ - Pepper! - What?
花瓶 你 马上 Vase. You. Now.
- 好吗 - 相当好 - We good? - Quite.
睿智评估飞行者的方式是 The Sage way to evaluate Fliers is thus,
飞离地面三英尺，在空中停留30秒， fly three feet off the ground, stay in the air for 30 seconds,
并安全落下来 and land safely.
安德烈斯，我们正等着呢 Andres, we're waiting.
安德烈斯！ Andres!
不用我告诉你 已经超过三尺了 Well, I don't need to tell you that is more than three feet.
谢谢你，安德烈斯 你现在可以下来了 Thank you, Andres. You can come down now.
下不来吗？ 精彩！ You can't? Wonderful!
斯格里夫 Skriff!
睿智评估变化者的方式是 The Sage way of evaluating Fluxers is thus,
变成这只灰斑小猫，保留形态六秒钟， flux into this grey tabby kitten, hold the form for six seconds,
然后变回人形 and then flux back to your human form.
一二三， One, two, three,
四，五，六 four, five, six.
诺瑞 Nory.
请变成小猫 Please flux into this kitten for us.
- 只是小猫？ - 是的！ - Just the kitten? - Yes!
- 那只小猫 - 诺瑞 - That kitten. - Nory.
好吧，一只小猫， 灰纹品种的 Okay. One kitten, of the grey tabby variety.
接下来，是定制的，新鲜趁热 Coming up. Made to order. Hot and fresh.
一二... One, two...
啦啦，很酷，是吗？ Ta-da! Pretty cool, right?
其中有美洲驼吧？感觉有点像美洲驼 Was there some llama in there? It felt like a little bit of llama.
那是非常独特的 That was very unique.
大家注意了！ Attention, everyone!
召集新班级总是很愉快的，今天也不例外 It is always a joy to meet the new class, and today is no exception.
好吧，也许有几个例外的 Well, perhaps a there were a few exceptions.
不管怎样，每个人，都看一下你的卡片， Regardless, everyone, please take a look at your cards,
看看你被分到了哪里！ and find out where you have been placed!
- 诺瑞，看！ - 太棒了！恭喜 - Nory, look! - Awesome! Congrats.
你的写的什么 What does yours say?
- 没什么 - 也许坏了 - That's not anything. - Maybe it's broken.
- 问问别人 - 好了，学员们！ - Ask somebody. - All right, students!
去餐厅取你们的制服！ Off to the dining hall to get your uniforms!
不，诺瑞 你去那边 No, Nory. You go that way.
来吧，瑞娜 Come along, Reina.
你会好起来吗？ You gonna be okay?
当然会 现在去震他们吧，巨星 Of course I am. Now go get 'em, rock star.
UDM是什么？ What's a UDM?
你好？ Hello?
有人吗？ Anyone?
你是谁？ Who are you?
诺瑞 Nory.
今天早晨，我就跟在你身后 I was right behind you on the walk this morning.
我看起来像这样的？ I looked kinda like this?
是的，你是，你是的 Yes, you are, yes, you were, and yes, you did.
好吧，下来吧 ，关上门 Okay, come on down. And shut the door behind you.
关门，孩子 The door, kid.
- 这是什么？ - 是你的制服 - What's this? - It's your uniform.
其他孩子都有的漂亮外套和连帽衫在哪里？ Where's the cool jacket and hoodie all the other kids get?
你可以穿上自己的漂亮外套和连帽衫 You get to wear your own cool jacket and, or hoodie.
那就不让人兴奋了... 理论上？ Isn't that exciting... in theory?
我们没有特殊的颜色吗？ We don't get a special color?
没有，但你有桌子 坐吧 坐 No. But you do get a desk. So sit down. Pop a squat.
坐吧 Take a seat.
我是斯格里夫先生，我负责UDM I am Mr. Skriff, and I am in charge of the UDM.
这是什么地方？ 你确定我应该在这里吗？ What is this place? Are you sure I'm supposed to be here?
你是否像我们一样弄砸了分班测试？ Did you tank your placement exam like us?
没有！我震了他们，用他们几乎无法理解的魔法 No! I blew their minds, with magic they could barely understand.
换句话说，你像他们一样弄砸了分班测试 In other words, you tanked your placement exam. Like them.
他用烟代替火 He made smoke instead of fire.
她把花瓶推开而不是引向自己 She pushed the vase away instead of toward her.
他可以上升，但不能下降 He could go up, but he couldn't come down.
而你无法只变成一只小猫 And you couldn't be just a kitten.
所以，屁股 座位 马上 So, butt. Seat. Now.
我仍然很确定我不应该在这里 I'm still pretty sure I'm not supposed to be here.
我很确定你应该 为什么？因为你们不稳定 And I'm deffo sure that you are. Why? Because you're wonky.
怪异、魔法有缺陷，这就是为什么你们都在这里 And weird and your magic is defective. Yup, that's why you're all here,
不稳定，怪异，缺陷魔法，我们不全明了为何如此 wonky, weird, defective magic. We don't always know why it happens.
我们也不在乎为何如此，但你们到我这儿了 We don't really care why it happens, but when it does, you come to me.
那么，欢迎来到颠倒魔法学校 So, welcome to the School of Upside-Down Magic.
UDM意味着... So, UDM means...
“颠倒魔法” ，恭喜，你是个天才 "Upside-down magic." Congratulations, you are a genius.
更确切地说，不是天才，至少在魔法方面 Or rather, not a genius, at least where magic is concerned.
振作起来，孩子们！幸运的是我们会解决的 But buck up, kiddo! With a little luck, we'll get that fixed.
- 真的吗？ - 不，可能解决不了 - Really? - No, probably not.
我的意思是也许，但不常有 I mean maybe, but not usually.
只是可能的， 我不会去指望它 Possibly, I wouldn't count on it.
但我们可是来学魔法的，对吧？ But we, like get to do magic though, right?
对吗？ Right?
不对，我们不是 No, we do not.
我们在这里学习学校的东西 懂吗？ We study, like, school stuff here. Okay?
数学和别的，还有作业 Math and things. Assignments.
魔法作业？ Magic assignments?
你在听吗？ 没有！ 没有魔法！ Are you even listening? No! No magic!
我的工作是让你们高效、忙碌、不空闲 It's my job to help keep you productive, busy, engaged.
成为场地管理员也是我的工作 It's also my job to be the groundskeeper
并在这个美好的机构中处理一般的维护问题 and handle general maintenance issues at this fine institution.
等等 你是老师还是别的？ 我是老师吗？ Wait. Are you a teacher or what? Am I a teacher?
我现在很忙，好吗？ What I am is very busy, okay?
拜托，不要用抽象的问题烦我 Please, do not pester me with abstract questions.
那好，问个清晰直接的问题，为什么我们不能学魔法？ Well, here's a clear, direct one then, why can't we study magic here?
因为你们的魔法是错误的 Because your magic is wrong.
但，这正是我们来这的原因 学习正确方法 But, that's why we're here. To learn how to do it right.
你们永远学不到怎样做才是正确的 You are never going to learn how to do it right.
颠倒魔法永远都不合适 Upside-down magic will never be proper magic.
在睿智看来，你们是无法教导的 In the eyes of Sage, you are unteachable.
现在怎么办呢？ What happens now?
你们坐在这里 等着 You sit here. And you wait.
- 等什么？ - 等你们的魔法消失 - For what? - For your magic to disappear.
魔法就像肌肉 Magic is like a muscle.
如果你不用它，它就会退化， If you don't use it, it will wither away,
最终停止运作 and eventually cease to work.
然后，我们将你送回外界， And then, we send you back into the world,
在那里你可以追求的生活，比如... where you can pursue a life as...
会计师或狗美容师， an accountant, or a dog groomer,
或者人们所做的任何工作 or whatever it is people do.
凭什么你弄来 What possible reason could you have for taking
一群非常好的魔术孩子，然后让他们变坏 a bunch of perfectly good magic kids and letting them go bad
像一堆你忘在抽屉里的香蕉？ like a bunch of bananas you forgot in a drawer?
为了保护人类 To protect humanity.
有一段时期，睿智像对待其他学生一样对待UDM For a while, Sage treated UDMs like any other students.
直到1939年，一个名叫雷金纳德·罗伯兹的学生 Until 1939, and a student named Reginald Roberts.
雷金纳德是个燃烧者 Reginald was a Flare.
但是他只能通过后部发出火焰 But he could only express his flame through his basement furnace.
是的，所有人都觉得很搞笑 但我们没想到 And yes, it was very funny to all. But little did we know
雷金纳德的颠倒魔法让他拥有了 that Reginald's upside-down magic made him the perfect host for...
暗影魔法 Shadow magic.
魔法的阴暗面 The dark side to our magic.
仅存的能引发混乱的魔法 Magic that exists solely to cause chaos and anarchy.
我们能够克制雷金纳德变成的怪兽， We were able to overcome the beast that Reginald had become,
但只是勉强 but just barely.
没有人类宿主，暗影魔法就无法起作用 Shadow magic cannot work without a human host.
UDM是它唯一的目标 And UDMs are its sole target.
就好像，一块水果上的裂口让腐烂渗入 Like, how a crack in a piece of fruit allows the rot to seep in.
那就是你们 你们就是那个破裂的水果 That's you. You are that cracked fruit.
你们会留在这里 You will stay down here.
你们不去练习魔法 你们的魔法就会死去 You will not practice magic. And your magic will die.
那比我们做什么都要更好 But better it than all of us.
我觉得没有其他问题了 I suspect there are no further questions.
谢谢 斯格里夫 斯格里夫！ Thank you. Skriff. Skriff!
你也一样 As you were.
好吧 Okay. Well then,
就从我的就职演讲开始吧 let's begin with my inaugural lecture,
“如何应对所有梦想的破灭 "How to deal with having all of your dreams crushed
通过将你的感觉变成肚子里的一个球” by smushing your feelings into a ball deep inside your stomach."
现在 写下来 Now. Write this down.
第一步，美化你的感觉 Step one, take your feelings and smush them real good
变成肚子里的小球 into a tiny ball deep inside your stomach.
“步骤 1... "Step one...
尽我所能让我的魔法走上正途 do everything I can to get my magic right-side up,
成为真正的变化者” and become a real Fluxer."
欢迎来到荣耀燃烧者班 Welcome to Honors Flare class.
之所以称其为“荣耀”，是因为能在这里感到荣耀 It's called "Honors" because it is an honor to be here.
而且，你们中的任何一个如果不配这荣耀， And, if any of you do not live up to that honor,
就会立即被降级 you will be demoted immediately.
开始前，我们先做点小事 Now, small piece of business before we get started.
几周后，睿智将欢度我们的校庆， In a few weeks, Sage will hold our Annual Founders' Day,
杰出校友的庆典 a celebration of our distinguished alumni.
作为庆祝活动的一部分，会有一个学员演讲 As part of the festivities, there will be a student presentation.
每所学校都会选出排名前两名的一年级学员 Each school will select its top two first-year students.
这些学员将参加一场我们称为睿智赛的正面交锋 Those students will compete in a head to head battle we like to call the Sage Match.
每校的优胜者都要在校庆日为校友、全睿智表演 The winner from each school gets to perform for the alumni, and all of Sage, in the Founders' Day presentation.
现在 继续上课 Now. On to our studies.
燃烧不仅仅是点火 Flaring is more than making fire.
燃烧是热量的调节应用 Flaring is the modulated application of heat.
瑞娜！ Reina!
你的评价相当好，不是吗？ You had a rather good evaluation, didn't you?
下来吧 你知道的，瑞娜， Come down. You see, Reina,
即使是最基础的燃烧者也可以点燃蜡烛 even the most basic Flare can light a candle.
但是爆米花... But popcorn...
需要正确的接触 See, that requires just the right touch.
来看看你是否能做到 Let's see if you have it.
我是一个光芒四射的巨星 I am a flame-throwing rock star.
瑞娜，你觉得你怎么样？ Reina, how do you think you did?
糟糕 Terribly.
对不起教授 I'm sorry, Professor.
首日紧张 First day jitters.
首日紧张？恩，确实 First day jitters? Okay. Sure.
你知道你有多少个首日吗？ Do you know how many first days you get?
就一个 坐回去 One. Sit.
现在 下一个牺牲者 Now. Next victim.
来看看你是否能比“糟糕”做得更好 Let's see if you can do better than "terribly."
我不在乎 Not that I care,
可我们今天要上课呀？ but will we be having like, a class today?
课？你宁愿坐教室里也不愿出来找惊奇？ Class? You kids would rather sit in a classroom instead of getting out for a big surprise?
什么惊奇？ What kind of surprise?
- 那是...？ - 惊奇！ - Are those... - Surprise!
- 噢，看上去很痛苦 - 非常地 - Well, that looked painful. - Extremely.
我做错了什么？ 你怎么飞那东西？ So, what did I do wrong? How do you fly that thing?
你不能飞 你用它扫地 You don't. You sweep with it.
它不是飞扫帚，它是个扫地扫帚 It's not a flying broom, it's a broom broom.
- 扫地 - 对不起？ - For sweeping. - I'm sorry?
这个“惊奇” 到底是什么惊奇？ What exactly was the surprise part of this "surprise"?
我想是，当诺瑞摔了屁股时，她感到很惊奇 I mean, Nory was surprised when she fell on her butt.
- 击掌 - 不击 - Up high. - No.
惊奇就是，它们是令人兴奋的全新扫帚！ It's a surprise because they're exciting brand-new brooms!
看看这高质量的稻草 Look at that high-quality straw.
你觉得不贵吗？ You think that's not expensive?
它虽然不飞，仍然可以带你到位 If it doesn't fly, it can still take you places.
比如，任何看到有垃圾的地方， Like, anywhere you see trash,
你可以马上去那里，清除那些垃圾 you can go there, now, and you can sweep that trash.
明白了吧，孩子们，变化都在准备中！ You see, kids, fluxing is all in the preparation!
你如果不学习动物 如何能期望变成它们？ If you don't study an animal, how can you expect to change into one?
评估你们时， 我们要求你们变成了一只灰斑猫 So for your evaluation, we asked you to flux into a grey tabby kitten.
但现在，我们必须更深入 But now, we have to go deeper.
你必须学习如何精确地变成这只小猫 And you have to learn how to flux into this exact kitten.
一旦掌握了，然后你才能进一步去变鸡 Once you've mastered that, then and only then can you advance to chickens.
有一天，就敢去梦想山羊了 And one day, dare to dream, goats.
是的，的确， 山羊！ Yes, indeed, goats!
自然界的小丑！多有趣啊！ Nature's jesters! What joy!
记住，我要给你们中的两个机会 And remember, I'm going to give two of you the opportunity
去参加睿智赛，争取获得校庆演讲权 to compete in the Sage Match for a spot in the Founders' Day presentation.
与奥莉·弗洛芬斯腾小姐互动 Take a minute with Miss Ollie Floofenstein.
记下她的多种形状 Make note of the many shapes that make her, her.
从耳朵的三角形到爪子上的椭圆形 From the triangles of her ears to the ovals on the pads of her paws.
专注于那些形状 Focus on them.
画一张心灵图片，将它存入你的意识中 Take a mental picture and store it deep in your consciousness.
在能与猫面对面之前，我永远都不可能进步！ I'm never gonna get any better until I can get some feline face-time!
诺瑞，你在这里做什么？ UDM不应该... Nory, what are you doing here? UDMs aren't supposed to...
别在意我，我只是在尽责保持校园整洁！ Don't mind me, just doing my part to keep this campus spic and span!
靠扫草坪？ By sweeping the lawn?
我还能说什么，我非常热爱我的工作 What can I say, I'm very devoted to my work.
你好！ hello!
话说，你介意我给她一点舒适吗？ Say, would you mind if I gave her a little snug?
- 绝对不... -太好了！ - Absolutely no... - Great!
灰色 柔软 温暖 Grey. Soft. Warm.
呼吸闻起来像金枪鱼... Breath smells like tuna...
斯格里夫！斯格里夫！ Skriff! Skriff!
真是的 诺瑞！ Jeez! Nory!
- 斯格里夫，要是奈斯林格看到... - 不，她不会 - Skriff, if Knightslinger sees this... - No, no, no, she won't.
她不会 请稍等一下 好吗？ She won't. Just give me a minute. Okay?
诺瑞 呼吸 Nory. Breathe.
你安全了 好吗？ 呼吸一下 You're safe. Okay? Just breathe.
- 你好了 - 别看，上课 - You're okay. - Look away, class.
想些高兴的事 想想山羊 Think happy thoughts. Think about goats.
你就这样让我想念午餐吗？ You're making me miss lunch?
给， 啃吧 Here, dig in.
太面了 真是个垃圾日 Mealy. What a garbage day.
你可能几分钟就毁了餐厅 不过首先， You can hit the dining hall in a few. But first,
你和我要聊一聊 你知道你不能再这么做 you and I need to have a little talk. You know you can't do that again.
- 我知道 但是我想... - 算我倒霉 那你去吧 - I know. But the thing is I wanna... - My bad. Go ahead then.
除非不！ Except don't!
诺瑞，我们正在努力保护你 你知道吗 Nory, we're trying to protect you. You know that, right?
是的 是的，我想是的 Yeah. Yeah, I guess.
- 好吧 去吃点 - 谢谢！ - Okay. Go chow down. - Thanks!
诺瑞 Nory!
抱歉，你要加一些芥末酱吗？ I'm sorry, you want some mustard with that?
行啊，听赶来不错，再来包薯条 Yeah, that sounds good, and a bag of chips.
给你自己弄些好东西 And get something nice for yourself.
棒极了 That's awesome.
派巴儿，放盐 明白？ Pepper, pass the salt. Get it?
以前从没有听说过 诺瑞？ Never heard that one before. Nory?
我就想问你， 那东西是你变的？ I just gotta tell you, that thing you turned into?
就像猫一样 That was like a cat,
- 一只鸟，一头象，然后... - 等等！耽搁下 - and a bird, and an elephant, and... - Wait! Hold up.
你说话了？ You talk?
当我有话要说时 When I have something to say, yeah.
仰慕 Respect.
反正，诺瑞 真的很棒 我喜欢 Anyway, Nory. It was real cool. I dug it.
谢谢，安德烈斯 Thanks, Andres.
得到一点支持真是太好了 It's nice to get a little support.
不过 那是你最后看到的... But that's the last you're gonna see of...
不管我是什么 我都将成为他们的完美变化者 whatever I was. I'm gonna be the perfect Fluxer for them.
- 我知道 - 怎么做呢？ - I know it. - How?
他们不会让你接近那个班级或那只小猫 They're not gonna let you near that class or that kitten.
“从耳朵的三角形到爪子上的椭圆形” "From the triangles of her ears to the ovals on the pads of her paws."
真棒 我不知道你会画画 These are great. I didn't know you could draw.
我有很多你不了解的，安德烈斯 There's a lot you don't know about me, Andres.
不，实际上 我能画 你还了解很多 No, actually, that's it. I can draw. You know pretty much everything else.
无论如何，我想我可以解决这个问题 Anyway, I figured I can work off of this.
你可以画我像真正的燃烧者一样喷火？ - 完全可以！ You think you can draw me shooting fire like a real Flare? - Totally!
- 还有我落地？ - 当然！ - Or me landing? - Sure!
- 别画我 - 好吧 - Do not draw me. - Okie-doke.
- 我决定去看... - 我想你有个粉丝 - I decided to see... - I think you have a fan.
瑞娜！ Reina!
- 瑞娜 我们坐的是燃烧者桌 - 但她是我最好的... - Reina. We sit at the Flare table. - But she's my best...
她是你失去目标的最好机会， She is your best opportunity to lose focus,
并进一步落后 and fall even further behind.
真奇怪 That's weird.
- 她不过来了 - 因为我们是失败者桌 - She didn't come over. - 'Cause we're the loser table.
谁扔我的？ Who threw that at me?
我有个计划 Yeah, well, I got a plan.
你们知道睿智赛吗？ 我要参加 You know the Sage Match? I'm going.
为什么？他们不会让你参赛的 Why? They're not going to let you compete.
我知道 但是，我要展示我能用正确的方式变形 I know. But, I'm gonna show them that I can flux the right way.
证明我们UDM能被教导做正确的魔法！ Proving that us UDMs can be taugh to do magic right!
你知道吗？诺瑞，我认为你可以做到 You know what? Nory, I think you can do it.
我觉得你可以 I know you can.
- 谢谢，安德烈斯 - 真恶心 - Thanks, Andres. - Disgusting.
诺瑞可以吃我的三明治， 因为我食欲不振 Nory can have my sandwich, because I have lost my appetite.
- 击掌？ - 过 - Up high? - Pass.
又这样！ Come on!
完美 It's perfect.
佳作 去坐吧 Excellent work. Have a seat.
现在的问题是... Now, the question is...
谁会成为挑战他的人？ who's gonna be the one to take him on?
瑞娜 是你吗？ Reina. Is it you?
好的 Okay.
行 这是... All right. This is...
...不完美 ...not perfect.
很接近，但不如菲利普的好 It's close, but not as good as Phillip's.
老实说，瑞娜 And honestly, Reina,
我以为你会比第二更好 I thought you were better than second best.
我想 我错了 I guess, I was wrong.
- 哦，抱歉，没看到你 - 我在课堂上见过你 - Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you. - I saw you in class.
- 干的不错 - 可惜是第二 - Nice work. - Yeah. Nice work being second best.
不 阿尔根缺乏视野 No. Argon lacks vision.
我可以告诉你，小手指的力量更大 I can tell you have more power in your little finger
比菲利普全身笨力都强 than Phillip has in his whole dumb body.
- 谢谢... - 钱德拉 - Thank you... - Chandra.
而且，如果你想学习如何驾驭全部力量... And, hey, if you ever want to learn how to harness all that power...
也许我能提供一些帮助 I might have something that can help.
对不起，女士，你阻碍了重要的清扫工作 Excuse me, ma'am, you're blocking important sweeping business.
- 诺瑞！ - 瑞娜！ - Nory! - Reina!
我很想你 I've missed you.
- 你在做什么？ - 这是？... - What are you doing? - This? It's...
绝密训练 a top-secret training exercise.
一点UDM的独门绝技 Kind of a UDM's only kinda jam.
我们正在学习的东西会让你大吃一惊 We're learning stuff that would blow your mind.
那天我在餐厅见到你和其他孩子一起 I saw you with those other kids at the dining hall the other day.
看起来你们真的很融洽 It looks like you're all really getting along.
是的 完全是！太棒了！ Yeah! Totally! It's going great!
我的说够了，你好吗？ But enough about me, how are you doing?
你完全胜过全班了吧？ 你有一百万酷朋友吗？ Are you totally acing your classes? Do you have a million cool friends?
每个人都认为你最酷吗？ Does everyone know you're the coolest?
我 I,
我很棒 I'm great.
包括你说的一切 一百万个朋友 胜过全班 Everything you said. A million friends. Acing my classes.
睿智就是我想要的一切 Sage is everything I wanted it to be.
我知道你能够燃烧这里, 就是打个比方 I knew you'd set this place on fire. Metaphorically.
听起来你也做得很棒 It sounds like you're doing amazing, too.
-好吧，我得回去了 -好吧，我得回去了 - Well, I have to get back. - Well, I have to get back.
- 再见？- 是的 再见 - See you around? - Yeah. See you.
很快 Soon enough.
一秒 One second.
- 两秒 - 加油，诺瑞 - Two. - Come on, Nory.
三... Three...
到底发生了什么事？ What the heck is going on in there?
- 机智 - 算了 - Subtle. - Never mind.
支付给我的不够去瞎操心 我也不怎么在乎 They don't pay me enough to care. Also, I just generally don't care.
- 我听到 “四秒” 了吗？ - 没有，永远不可能 - Did I hear "Four seconds"? - No and you never will.
- 她可能的 - 她不可能 - She might. - She won't.
别争了！好吗，你们！ No! Come on, you guys!
我以前根本无法坚持住我的猫形！ I used to not be able to hold my cat form at all!
现在，我已经有三秒半了！ And now I've got it for three and a half seconds!
太好了！ 我自己做到的！ That's huge! And I did that on my own!
我要去比赛！ I'm gonna get there!
我知道 I know it.
我现在向你们保证 我要冲击睿智赛 I promise to you now. I'm gonna crash the Sage Match,
并向全体教师证明我们是可以被教导的！ and prove to the entire faculty that we can be taught!
我们能以正确的方式做事！睿智方式！ We can do things the right-side-up way! The Sage way!
没有我，她的生活很棒 She's doing great without me.
“展现你未开发的力量” "Manifesting your untapped power."
- 祝你好运 - 谢谢 - Good luck in there. - Thanks.
你会需要它的 You're gonna need it.
他怒气冲天， And he huffed, and he puffed,
但是狼没法把砖房推倒 but the wolf couldn't blow the brick house down.
在那之后他怎么样了呢？ What happened to him after that?
还没有定论 Well, that is inconclusive.
结束 The end.
引人入胜，艾略特 诺瑞 你是下一个 Riveting stuff, Elliot. Okay, Nory. You're next.
诺瑞 Nory!
开始吧！ Let's go!
诺瑞呢？ Where's Nory?
- 诺瑞谁？ - 是啊，她是我们中的哪一个呢？ - Nory who? - Yeah, which one of us is she?
从来没有听说过她 Never heard of her.
她一直不在这里，对吗？ She hasn't been here the whole time, has she?
她在哪里？ Where is she?
听着，诺瑞正为我们做着， 她要向全校证明我们能学真魔法 Look, Nory's doing it for us, okay? She wants to prove to the whole school that we can learn real magic.
怎样证明？ Prove it how?
- 她要冲击睿智赛 - 太好了 - She's going to crash the Sage Match. - Great.
好了，大家待在这里 Okay, everyone, stay here.
睿智赛开始！ Let the Sage Match begin!
燃烧者！菲利普，瑞娜，你们上来！ Flares! Phillip, Reina, you're up!
开始 Begin.
- 完成！ - 什么？ - Done! - What?
上前来 Come forward.
- 她做到了！ - 瑞娜，你将代表燃烧者！ - She did it! - Reina, you will represent the Flares!
- 下一场！请上飞行者 - 停一下！ - Next! Let us bring up the Flyers. - Stop the presses!
诺瑞，太好了 我的一天结束了 Nory, hooray. My day is complete.
- 你！出去！ - 不 - You! Get out! - No.
我一直在练习，而且我觉得我可以做到 I have been practicing, and I know I can do this.
我可以按睿智的方式 变成准确时间的准确的小猫 I can follow the Sage way. I can be the exact kitten you want for the exact amount of time.
我知道你认为我的潜力为零，但是... I know you think I have zero potential, but...
我告诉你 你错了 I'm here to tell you that you are wrong.
我想要的 就是给我一个机会 All want is for you to give me a chance.
但要是你拒绝，我会尊重的 But, if you say no, I will respect that.
- 不行 - 我说谎的！ - No. - I lied!
一 二 One. Two.
- 诺瑞！- 诺瑞！
- Nory! - Nory!
- 诺瑞！- 诺瑞！ - Nory! - Nory!
三 Three.
- 诺瑞！- 诺瑞！ - Nory! - Nory!
四... Four...
谁来做点什么！ Somebody do something!
闪光火球 是她的最爱 也许会有帮助！ Sparkle fire ball. It's her favorite. Maybe it'll help!
发生了什么？ What's happening?
这是什么？ What is this?
我很抱歉 你还好吗？ 我不知道发生了什么 I'm so sorry. Are you okay? I don't know what happened.
我不知道那是什么 I don't know what that was.
- 我真的不是要... - 瑞娜，我很好 没关系 - I really didn't mean to... - Reina, I'm okay. It's okay.
你确定你还好吗？ Are you sure you're okay?
斯格里夫 Skriff.
我们得告诉你多少次 把你的学员留在掩体里 How many times do we have to tell you to keep your charges in the bunker
他们属于哪里！ where they belong!
我们没有立即驱逐你的唯一原因 The only reason we're not expelling you this instant
是因为我们要留你在这里 is because we need to keep you here
屏蔽你那怪异的魔法以保护世界！ to protect the world from your wonky magic!
尊重点吧，我想她明白了 With all due respect, I think she gets it.
至于你，斯格里夫 如果还有任何UDM As for you, Skriff. If any of the UDMs
被发现在练习魔法， 你就结束了！ are caught practicing magic again, you will be terminated!
- 我会失业吗？ - 那算是幸运的 - I'll lose my job? - If you're lucky.
而且都别想参加校庆了！ And don't even think about attending Founders' Day!
禁止UDM！ The UDMs are banned!
走吧 Come on.
伙计们 伙计们，说点什么 Guys. Guys, say something.
安德烈斯？派巴儿？ Andres? Pepper?
艾略特？ Elliot?
好了，亲爱的，冷暴力吗？ Come on, fam, what's with the silent treatment?
朋友们！ Some friends!
我都被这些好意和支持压得喘不过气来了 I'm practically smothered from all of this kindness and support,
在一生最糟的一天之后！ - 诺瑞，你激起了我们的希望 - after the worst day of my entire life! - You got our hopes up, Nory.
没我的 Not mine.
好吧，有我的 但是我讨厌充满希望 Okay, mine. But I hated feeling hopeful.
你告诉我们将不用藏在地堡中 You told us we wouldn't have to hide in a bunker
去耗尽魔法 但是你错了 until we just ran out of magic. But you were wrong.
我们总是颠倒的 We're always gonna be upside down.
直到我们一无所有 At least until we're just nothing.
- 只是个普通人 - 会计师 狗美容师 - Just people. - Accountants. Dog groomers.
这就是冷暴力的原因 That's why the silent treatment.
慢慢习惯吧 Get used to it.
我真的认为会成功的 I honestly thought it was gonna work out.
因为我一直觉得问题会解决 Because I always think things are gonna work out.
现在我知道不能，而且... Now I know they won't and...
对不起 I'm sorry.
- 对不起，让你们失望了 - 好了 - I'm sorry I let you down. - Okay.
离开座位！ Butts outta seats!
快！屁股减去座位等于你们 Come on! Butts minus seats equals you.
- 数学！- 我们去哪？ - Math! - Where are we going?
与命运相约 On a date with destiny.
外面 我们就去外面 很棒的 走吧！ Outside. We're just going outside. It's nice out. Come on!
诺瑞向大家道了歉，对吧？ Nory apologized to all of you, right?
但她到底做错了什么？ But what exactly did she do wrong?
我告诉你们 I'll tell ya.
她敢去想 她能超越睿智对她的认定： She dared to think she could be more than what Sage told her she was.
一个UDM, 一个倒霉的箱子，装着损坏的魔法 A UDM, a hard-luck case with broken magic.
一个无用的异物被扔进黑暗中 A useless anomaly to be forced into the darkness,
再也不被人想起 never to be thought of again.
我坐在我的桌边，我任她向你们道歉 And I sat there at my desk, and I let her apologize to you.
其实，我才应该是那个道歉的人 When, like, really, I should have been the one apologizing.
- 为什么你要道歉？- 对啊 - Why should you apologize? - Yeah,
- 你只是在做自己的工作 - 算是吧 - you're just doing your job. - Sort of.
我的工作... My job...
多年来，我的工作就是看着一班又一班的UDM， My job for years has been to watch class after class of UDMs come here,
梦想破灭，离开这里 get their dreams squashed, and leave here broken.
我讨厌每一秒钟 And I have hated every second of it.
- 但你还是做着 - 是的 - But you kept doing it. - I did.
因为睿智让我觉得 我一无是处 Because Sage made me feel like I had nothing to offer.
不过只要我按照他们说的去做 我就可以留在这儿 But as long as I did what they said, I could stay here.
但是我不能再这样了 But I can't do that anymore.
到今天结束 That ends today.
到今天因为诺瑞而结束 And that ends today because of Nory.
多年来第一次，诺瑞 你 For the first time in a lot of years, Nory, you...
你使我成为一个相信的人 you made me a believer.
你让我相信 睿智并没有多了解UDM You made me believe that UDMs could be more than what Sage tells them so much more.
怎么会呢？因我的蠢魔法？ How? With my stupid magic?
- 伙计 魔术没有什么愚蠢的或颠倒的 - 但睿智... - Dude. There is nothing stupid or upside down about your magic. - But Sage...
确实，睿智告诉你们，你们的魔法是颠倒的 Exactly, Sage. Sage told you your magic is upside down.
但你们真的认可吗？ 随便哪一个 But do you actually think that? Any of you.
诺瑞 当你第一次发现自己的能力时 Nory, when you first discovered your powers,
你会说: “哦，坚果，我会魔法，不过是错的”？ were you like？ "Oh, nuts, I can do magic, but it's wrong."
不会！我想是: “我会魔法，真酷” No! I thought, "I can do magic, and that's cool as heck."
我仍然认为 即使它很古怪 And I still think that. Even if it's wonky.
即使是颠倒的 即使不符合... Even if it's upside down. Even if it doesn't fit in with...
睿智方式 - 睿智方式 "The Sage way." - ...the Sage way.
我绝对不会睿智方式的魔法 I'm never gonna be magic the Sage way.
永远不行 我们都不行 你知道吗？ Never ever. None of us are. And you know what?
我不在乎 I don't care.
我能用自己的魔法 I can be magic my way.
我们都可以！ 我们都可以用自己的魔法 We all can! We can all be magic our way.
对! 你们都有惊人的能力 Yes! You guys all have amazing powers.
你们只需要学习如何利用并掌握 You just have to learn how to harness them and master them.
是吗？ 谁来教我们呢？ Yeah? And who's gonna teach us that?
我真没在这儿看到别人， 恩，我想... Well, I don't really see anyone else here, so, I guess...
我？ me?
抱歉，你？ Sorry, you?
我觉得，你擅长耙草叶 Yeah, I mean, you're great at raking
还让我们在课堂上嚼口香糖... and letting us chew gum in class...
但是你能教我们魔法？ But what can you teach us about magic?
你们觉得呢？你们有理由担心 You know what? Valid concerns, all of those.
我给你们显摆一些吧 Let me show you something.
召唤所有生物 Calling all creatures
羽毛的，绒毛的，刺毛的，卷毛的 Feathered, fluffy, furry, fuzzy
他们都想见你们 They all wanna meet ya
现在我们在聊天，叽叽喳喳 Now we're talking, chirping, squawking
你看，我可以教大家 You see, I can teach y'all
现在你们都知道为什么 And now you all know why
等等，你是覆毛者吗？ Wait, you're a Fuzzy?
更正 我是一个颠倒的覆毛者 Correction. I'm an upside-down Fuzzy.
看这个 伙计，离开我的肩膀 Check it out. Dude, get off my shoulder.
离开我的肩膀 Get off my shoulder
现在飞吧 Now it's time to fly
明白了吧，睿智的覆毛者的方式不包括禁制 See, the Sage way to be a Fuzzy does not involve dope jams.
可这是我成为覆毛者的方式，如果我自己这么说， But it is my way to be a Fuzzy, and if I say so myself,
那就是爆炸性的 it is dynamite.
等一下，你一年后魔法没有消失吗？ Wait, so your magic didn't fade after a year?
让我解释一下，我是个孤儿 Let me explain. See, I came to Sage as an orphan.
睿智知道我无家可回 就让我留下管理环境 And knowing I had nobody to go home to, Sage let me stay on and groundskeep.
后来，他们让我和UDM一起工作， 因为，你们知道， Eventually they let me work with the UDMs, 'cause, you know,
怪人教怪人 无意冒犯，怪人们 it takes a weirdo to teach a weirdo. No offense, weirdos.
一点也没有冒犯 None taken.
- 但你没回答诺瑞的问题 - 击掌 - But you didn't answer Nory's question. - Up high.
- 她得到一个？ 怎么这样！ - 你们知道吗？ - She gets one? Come on! - You know what?
就说我设法偷偷地练习我的魔法吧 Let's just say I manage to practice my magic on the sly.
这使我不至于完全失去理智 It keeps me from fully losing what few marbles I got left.
无论如何，你们回到了位置 Anyway, you guys head back to the bunks,
放松，休息 明天我们开始工作 chill out and get some rest. Tomorrow, we get to work.
你还好吗？ You okay?
今天一开始糟透了 后来好多了 Today started awful, and then it got way better.
- 但是... - 但是？ - But... - But?
我最好的朋友，瑞娜？ My best friend, Reina?
在睿智赛中，她的魔力很奇怪 - 怎么奇怪？ Her magic was weird at the Sage Match. - Weird how?
就是与众不同，更激烈 Just, like different, more intense.
- 我确信... - 我的意思是， I'm sure... - I mean,
她可能一直在努力提高自己的能力 she's probably been working really hard to sharpen her powers.
我想可能是不同的能力 I guess they probably are different.
- 对，完全对 - 我要和她谈谈 - Yeah, totally. - I could just go talk to her about it.
- 你要... - 我会的 - You could... - I will.
谢谢你帮我，安德烈斯！ 你提出了非常好的建议 Thanks for helping me out, Andres! You give really good advice.
很高兴我能帮到你 Glad I could help.
晚上好 Good evening.
你在这干什么？ What are you doing here?
我就想表示祝贺 I just wanted to offer my congratulations.
对你赢得睿智赛、对随后的烟花表演 On winning the Sage Match, and on the ensuing fireworks.
那是什么？ What was that?
我差点杀了我的朋友！ I could have killed my friend!
哦，这本特殊的魔法书不同于点菜 Well, the thing about this particular book of magic is it's not really an "a la carte" situation.
你不能只从中选择一样 You can't pick just one thing from it.
而不带副作用 Not without some side effects.
出去！ Get out!
带走这本书 And take the book with you.
我说带走这本书！ I said take the book!
你行 现在 够大声 You did. Just now. Real loud.
瑞娜！ Reina!
等等，你不该在这儿 Wait, you're not supposed to be in here.
我懂，严格说来，我不该在任何地方 I mean, technically I'm not supposed to be anywhere.
好了，怎么了？ 我能进来了吗？ Okay, what's up? Can I come in?
我累了 真是漫长的一天 我要睡了 I'm tired. It's been a long day. I need to sleep.
以后再聊吧，我保证 We'll catch up later, I promise.
- 但是 - 诺瑞 - But... - Nory, go.
- 请吧 - 好吧，但是... - Please. - Okay, but...
为了增强魔法，我们就得变成肉卷吗？ So, in order to sharpen our magic we need to turn ourselves into pretzels?
恩，有点像 是这样 Well, sort of. Here's the thing,
多年来 我一直在观察这所学校的培训技巧 I've been observing this school's training techniques for years.
对他们来说不错 但是在脑子里 And it's fine, for them. But in my noggin,
我一直在为UDM设计一个反课程 I've been coming up with a counter-curriculum for UDMs.
像这样的... Stuff like this...
- 是其中的大部分 - 为什么？ - is a big part of it. - Why?
因为，我们要专注于你们的青春活力 Because, we gotta focus all that jiggety-jaggety puberty energy you guys have.
控制你们的身体，控制你们的能力 Control your bodies, control your powers.
现在... Now...
...专注于你们的能力 ...focus on your power.
在你内心想像它 Picture it in your mind's eye.
并让它真的去做你想要做的事情 And picture it doing exactly what you want it to do.
艾略特，你想让你的能力什么？ Elliot, what do you want your power to do?
我希望能够像其他燃烧者一样喷火 I want to be able to shoot fire like the other Flares.
好吧，你做不到 Okay, well, you can't.
这就像要求一个橘子变成卡车一样 It's like asking an orange to be a pickup truck.
那是不可能的，对吧？ 但... It ain't gonna happen, right? But...
你想要你的能力做什么？ what do you want your power to do?
我想，我希望能够控制它 I guess, I want to be able to control it.
比如，让烟飘到我想让它去的地方？ Like, make smoke go where I want it to go?
对! 亲人们，你们明白了吗？ Yes! Fam, you see that?
别专注于不可能的 专注于你们能做的 Don't focus on what you can't do. Focus on what you can do.
要尽你们所能 And do it as well as you possibly can.
派巴儿 Pepper.
我希望能够推开我想推开的东西 I wanna be able to push things away from me when I wanna.
- 比如你 - 对 - Like you. - Right.
你知道吗？那很完美 我们能做到的 You know what? That's perfect. We can do that.
我希望我能够选择要变成什么动物 I want to be able to choose what animal I flux into.
- 只是动物？ - 不好意思 是动物们 - Come on, animal? - Sorry. Animals.
棒！ Boom!
安德烈斯 Andres.
男子汉！ My man!
- 我不知道 - 好吧，你知道什么呢？ - I don't know. - Okay. Well, you know what?
现在就这样吧 先别定下来 Be with that for now. Embrace the uncertainty.
因为我为你做了个计划 我保证 Because I have got a plan for you. I promise.
这是你的计划？ 软管？ 软管就是你的计划？ This is your plan? A hose? A hose is your plan?
这是计划的前奏 好吧 我问你 It's a prelude to a plan. Okay? Let me ask you this.
你有没有试着弄清自己能飞多远？ Have you ever just tried to see how far up you go?
没有 No.
听着，我妈说过，如果没有包，我会飞进太空 Look, my mom told me that if I didn't have my bag, I'd just fly away into space,
永远消失 我会被吸入一个黑洞， and be gone forever, and I'd get sucked into a black hole,
- 我的眼珠从我的头上爆出... - 你妈妈的想象力真生动 - and my eyes would pop out of my head... - Your mom has a really vivid imagination.
听我说 现在放下包 Now. Hear me out. Drop the bag.
我... 我不能 I... I can't.
相反，你完全可以 Counterpoint, you totally can.
你能行 You got this.
- 这真的太了不起了！ - 我放手了 - This is amazing! - I'm letting go.
我没进太空！ 我的眼珠还在头上！ I'm not in space! My eyes are still in my head!
对，确实！并且我希望你明白！ Yeah, they sure are! And, I hope you know!
火箭男孩，你比任何飞行者都快！ That's faster than any Flyer can launch, Rocket-boy!
就像现在！ I do now!
我喜欢！ 这才是我！火箭男孩！ I love it! That's me! Rocket-boy!
我们会与你一起 The thing we're gonna work on with you,
is controlling all that launch power. 调控各种发射的力量
- 听起来不错？ - 听起来非常不错！ - Sound good? - Sounds great!
-你们能拉我下来吗？ - 好的 - Can you help me get down? - right.
要不是我知道我耙的更好一些 我真会说 If I didn't know any better, which I do, I'd say
你只会靠着树啥也不做，就使唤我来耙 you're making me rake while you lean against that tree and do nothing.
我了解，我能耙的 但是你耙子用的真好 I mean, I would do it, but you're real good with that rake.
比如，你用它耙树叶 Like, you push the leaves with it,
树叶就到了你想让它们去的地方 and the leaves go where you want them to go.
我打赌，有一种更简单的方法 I bet there's an easier way to do it.
还不是很到位 Not quite there yet.
他们等我摘掉这个蜂窝大概一分钟了 Okay, they've been wanting me to get rid of this beehive for, like, a minute.
恩，计划是这样的 So, here's the plan.
我敲它下来 然后你要熏走它们 I'm gonna knock it down, and then you're gonna smoke 'em out.
- 我吗？ 什么时候？ - 就是... - I am? When? - Right about...
现在！ now!
- 近了 真的近了 - 蜜蜂怎么办？ - Close. Really close. - What about the bees?
蜜蜂们，让我表示歉意 Bees, let me offer my apologies
但是我们要你们 But we need you
寻找另一个蜂巢 To find another hive
我们预先感谢你们 And we thank you in advance
再见 Bye-bye
我到底要做多少事情？ Exactly how many of these things do I have to do?
- 比如一百万兆 - 太无聊了 - like, a million zillion. - But it's so boring.
天哪，我知道 OMG, I know.
我了解，简直就像你正在学习如何想像 I mean, it's almost like you're learning how to visualize
并在身体上显现出动物的组合 and physically manifest animal combinations.
说的真好 Touché.
这儿 ，休息一下 龙猫会等着的 Here, take a break. The dritten can wait.
等等，什么是龙猫？ Wait, what's a dritten?
龙和猫的结合， 龙猫 A dragon-kitten, dritten.
- 龙猫 我喜欢 - 对，这是个龙猫 - Dritten. I like it. - Yeah, this is a dritten.
那是猫象 That's a kittiphant.
那是鲨猫，等等吧 That's a sharkitten, and so on.
你见到的、了解的、命名的越多， Like, the more you can see and know and name these things,
就越能完全变成他们 懂吗？ the more you can fully be them. Right?
懂了 Right.
龙猫 龙猫 龙猫 Dritten. Dritten. Dritten. Dritten.
Oh, no, What's going on here
My world is turned around And I'm upside down
Like, right out of nowhere...
什么？ What?
My feet are up off the ground And I'm upside down...
真好！ Nice!
All of a sudden the bottom floor is the top floor
The top floor beneath my feet And man it feels so low
Everything's changing This situation's taking me on a ride
All over, around now, chasing me down And I got no place to hide
If everyone could walk...
Because you're wonky.
The king of that world no one would dare To knock on my door botherin' me
I'm feelin' the speed Been feeling this H-E-A-T
Inevitable, it's out of control Turning me inside out and upside down
Oh, no, What's going on here?
My world has turned around, And I'm upside down
Right outta nowhere
My feet are up off the ground And I'm upside down now
Knocked down, right down Down, down, down
Smacked down, right down Down, down, down
Man down, man down Down, down, down
So, turn around right now Down, down, down
My world's flipped inside and out I've been in a cloud, but now
Instead of livin' it up I'm livin' it down
Looked as a clown The frown I've caused
Assume you're the king Then do a few things
Don't think there's a price to pay
But look at me now, I've been in a cage And put my life on delay
Upside down now
Knocked down, right down Down, down, down
Smacked down, right down Down, down, down
Man down, man down Down, down, down...
So turn around right now Down, down, down
- 你比所有人都强 - 走开 - You're better than all of them, you know. - Go away.
恐怕不行 你已经用过我的书了 I'm afraid I can't do that. You already used my book.
你被我困住了 为什么还要反抗呢？ You're stuck with me. So why fight it?
只要看看这些用着客厅把戏的傻瓜 Just look at these fools with their parlor tricks.
写名字 爆玉米花 发光火球 Writing their names. Popping corn. Sparkly fireballs.
你跟我组队 You team up with me...
我们能拥有真正的能力 we can have real power.
- 就一句 - 别说了！我说滚开！ - Just say the word. - No! I said go away!
- 瑞娜，你还好吗？ - 钱德拉！她缠着我！ - Reina, are you okay? - Chandra! She won't leave me alone!
谁是钱德拉？ Who's Chandra?
什​​么意思，“谁是钱德拉？” 她就在这里！ What do you mean, "Who's Chandra?" She's right here!
- 那里...那里没人 - 什么？ - There's... There's nobody there. - What?
我忘了告诉你，瑞娜... I forgot to tell you, Reina...
你是唯一能看到我的人 you're the only one who can see me.
我要走了 I'm gonna go.
停下！ 不要逃离自己的命运了 Stop! Stop running from your destiny.
- 你想要什么？ - 我想让你知道你的价值，瑞娜 - What do you want from me? - I want you to know your worth, Reina.
你认为自己不够出色，对吗？ You don't think you're good enough, do you?
你认为这里的每个人都比你强，你错了 You think everyone here is better than you and you are wrong.
雷金纳德也认为他不够出色 Reginald thought he wasn't good enough either.
- 谁？ - 前燃烧者 以前的朋友 - Who? - A former Flare. A former friend.
他很没有信心，但他非常强大 He was very insecure, but he was very powerful.
你更没有信心， 但更强大 You are even more insecure, but even more powerful.
他很好 但是你，瑞娜... He was good. But you, Reina...
是完美的 are perfect.
对，微笑，陶醉于你的完美 Yes, good, smile, revel in your perfection.
大家很快就会知道的 Everyone will know of it soon.
- 发生什么了？ - 是你 - What's happening? - You are.
不管你知不知道 Whether you know it or not,
你正在接受暗影魔法 you are accepting the shadow magic into you.
当你能变成影子，你就会厌倦躲在影子里， You are tired of hiding in the shadows, when you can be the shadow.
说吧 Say it.
说你累了 Say you're tired.
- 我累了！ - 然后醒来 - I'm tired! - Then wake up.
火花塞们！你们看见瑞娜了吗？ Sparkplugs! Any of you seen Reina?
噢，这不是几乎毁了创始大厅 Well! If it isn't the UDM who nearly destroyed the Founders Hall
变成了某种疯狂怪物的UDM嘛 by turning into some kind of crazy monster.
对，当时我心情不错 可是现在，我心情很糟 yeah, and I was in a good mood. But now, I'm in a bad mood.
- 她走了 - 谢谢 - She went that way. - Thanks.
- 我们醒了 - 瑞娜！ - We are awake. - Reina!
我们不是瑞娜 We are not Reina.
这些年来，我们一直在等待 We are the thing that has been waiting all these years.
暗影魔法 Shadow magic.
- 原来你不只捕猎UDM - 当然不只 - So you don't only prey on UDMs. - Of course not.
不过，很快我们会捕猎所有人 But soon we will prey on everyone.
我们将使整个学校臣服 We will bring this entire school to its knees.
但现在... But for now...
从你开始！ we will start with you!
- 瑞娜，我要救你 我保证 - 我们不需要救！ - Reina, I'm gonna save you. I promise. - We do not need saving!
快，伙计们，告诉我她去了哪里 C'mon, dorks, tell me where she went.
有没有人在学校宵禁后看到她， If anyone from the school sees her out there after curfew,
我们都被涮了 we're all hosed.
- 你怎么知道她偷偷溜走了？ - 一只小鸟告诉我的 - How'd you even know she snuck out? - A little bird told me.
真的 他叫托德 托德小鸟 Literally. His name's Todd. Todd the little bird.
斯格里夫！瑞娜！暗影魔法，学校 Skriff! Reina! Shadow magic, the school.
慢点 Slow down.
我最好的朋友瑞娜表现得很奇怪， My best friend Reina has been acting weird,
她的魔法不是她的 因为暗影魔法抓住了她 and her magic wasn't hers. But it's because the shadow magic got her.
她说这将使整个学校臣服！ And she said it's gonna bring the entire school to its knees!
不行 No way.
- 恩？ - 我正在思考 - Well? - I'm thinking.
我已经有一分钟没有思考了 And it's been a minute since I've done that,
- 我会感谢你的耐心的 - 我们去阻止它！ - so I would appreciate the patience. - Let's get out there and stop it!
现在可能正在摧毁学校！快！ It's probably destroying the school right now! Come on!
不，你们... No. You guys...
- 等着 - 等什么？ - it's waiting. - For what?
等它可以造成最大损害的时候 For when it can do the most damage.
法式面包披萨日！ French bread pizza day!
不懂？ 就像是餐厅最受欢迎的一天！ What? It's like the most popular day at the dining hall!
每个人都喜欢法国面包披萨！ Everyone loves French bread pizza!
- 我的意思是，真的很好 - 新鲜的鱼香菜 - I mean, it is really good. - Fresh basil.
- 他们知道自己在做什么 - 对 - They know what they're doing. - Yeah.
校庆 Founders' Day.
棒 Boom.
校庆是明天 我们现在去告诉奈斯林格 Founders' Day is tomorrow. We go to Knightslinger right now and tell her.
告诉她什么？ 真相？ Tell her what, exactly?
犯了所有的错之后 你以为她会相信你？ You think she's gonna believe you, after everything you've pulled?
我知道她不会 那就没人能帮你 Because I know she won't. Then nobody will be able to help you.
- 我们该怎么办？ - 我们可以休息一下 - Wwhat can we do? - We can get some rest.
我们要确保我们为明天准备好了一切 好吗？ We need to make darn sure we're ready for anything tomorrow. Okay?
多么美好的早晨 What a beautiful morning.
他们永远看不到它的到来 They'll never see it coming.
好吧，我想我可能应该... Okay. Well, I guess this is the part where I should probably...
说些鼓舞人心的话 say something inspiring.
鼓舞人心的话 something inspiring.
你是说要相信我们每一个人， Did you mean to say that you believe in each and every one of us,
只要我们对自己和彼此有信心， and that as long as we have faith in ourselves, and each other,
没有我们征服不了的邪恶 there's no evil we can't conquer?
也许？ Maybe?
即使学校认为我们是一群乱七八糟的东西， And that even though the school sees us as a bunch of mess-ups and wackos,
我们还是要救他们，因为那是正确的做法 we're gonna save them anyway because that's the right thing to do.
对，不错 Yeah, that's pretty...
无论发生什么，无论今天如何 And no matter what happens, no matter how today turns out,
我们可以说我们全力以赴了， we can say that we gave it our all by doing the thing we do best,
这是我们最真实的自我！ which is being our truest selves!
我们去那里踢暗影魔法的蠢屁股！ Let's get out there and kick shadow magic's stupid butt!
我觉得，我不会说“蠢屁股”，不过， I mean, I wouldn't have said "stupid butt," but yeah,
其余的听起来真的很好 the rest of that sounds really good.
我们走吧！ Let's go!
学员、教师、杰出的校友们 Students, faculty, distinguished alumni.
欢迎参加校庆 Welcome to Founder's Day.
今天，我们庆贺睿智的一切 Today, we celebrate all things Sage.
我们伟大的传统、感人的过去和辉煌的未来 Our grand traditions, our thrilling past and our brilliant future.
现在，从才艺战队开始吧！ Now, let the cavalcade of talent begin!
即将登台的是 I'd like to bring to the stage
我们最有前途的一年级学生 one of our most promising first-year students.
瑞娜·卡沃哈！ Reina Carvajal!
瑞娜，上前来，向他们展示你的能力！ Reina, come on up here and show 'em what you got!
你们认为这够难忘吗？ You think that's impressive?
想看到更好的吗？ Wanna see something even better?
好吧 Okay.
你们自找的 You asked for it.
杰出的校友... Distinguished alumni...
...太久了 ...it has been far too long.
但我保证我的回归将会非常难忘 But I promise my return will be very memorable.
惊恐地仰视我吧 Look upon me with wonder...
因为我将是你们所有人最后所见！ for I will be the last thing any of you ever see!
- 暗影魔法！ - 但怎么会呢？ - Shadow magic! - But how?
她不是UDM！ 显然，我们认识有误！ She isn't a UDM! Clearly, we were wrong about that!
今天不行，暗影！ Not today, shadow!
燃烧者们！ 灭掉它！ Flares! Shut it down!
发射火球！ Launch fireball!
覆毛者们，我们需要你们的动物盟友！ 召唤猛禽！ Fuzzies, we need your animal allies! Summon the birds of prey!
鸟攻！ Birds attack!
飞行者们！ Flyers!
你们都在做什么 要更努力！ What are you all doing? Fly harder!
显然，怪物的力量正把他们逼回地面， 琳达！ Obviously the monster's power is forcing them back down to earth, Linda!
不要在学生面前叫我琳达！ Do not call me Linda in front of the students!
变化者们！转到你们的动物形态！ Fluxers! Take your animal forms!
不够猛！不要紧！ Not exactly fierce! Never mind!
再努力些！ Solid effort, though!
闪现者们！上！上！ Flickers! Go! Go! Go! Go!
撕碎它！ Tear it apart!
现在它们更多了！ Now there's even more of them!
我完了！ I'm doomed!
- 我们全部都试过了！ - 不！不是全部！ - We've tried everything! - No! Not everything!
还有一所学校 There's one school left.
你要干什么？斯格里夫，你们是颠倒者！ What are you going to do, Skriff? You're upside down!
对，我们在这里是为了倒转局势 Yeah, and we're here to turn things right-side up.
我们来缩小点比赛场地！ Let's narrow the playing field!
就这样！再把它挤回一个怪物！ That's it! Push it back into one monster again!
做的好! 就这样！ You got this! Yes! That's it! You're doing it!
艾略特！ Elliot!
- 你做对了！很好! - 熏它！ - You got it! Yes! - Smoke it out!
很好，它无法看透烟雾！ Yeah, it can't see through all that smoke!
安德烈斯，上！ Andres, now!
怪物！ Monster!
来找我，哥们！ Come at me, bro!
- 你该上了！ - 快！上吧！ - You need to go! - Come on! Do it!
加油，火箭男孩！ Come on, Rocket-boy!
让它追你 Make it chase you.
派巴儿，给我！ Pepper, now!
它被缠住了 It's getting tangled up!
对! Yes!
诺瑞，干完收工！ Okay, Nory, take us home!
好的 龙猫 龙猫 龙猫！ Okay. Dritten. Dritten. Dritten!
让它去抓你！ Get it to try and catch you!
对，诺瑞， Yeah, Nory,
- 你很快！ - 很有用！ - you're too fast for it! - It's working!
它抓不到你！ It can't catch you!
加油，诺瑞！你很棒！ Come on, Nory! You're doing it!
- 它被扭结了！ - 它累了！ - It's all twisted around! - It's getting tired!
- 很好，踢那怪物的蠢屁股！ - 快！ - Yeah, kick that monster's stupid butt! - Come on!
它晕了！ It's getting dizzy!
- 它扭结了，它要倒了！ - 来吧！看看谁是老大！ - It's tangled, it's gonna fall! - Come on! Show it who's boss!
它倒下了 了结它！ It's down! Finish it off!
-燃烧者！ -飞行者！ - Flares! - Flyers!
覆毛者！ 变化者！ Fuzzies! Fluxers!
斯格里夫！你的女孩在干什么？ Skriff! What is your girl doing?
我们可以毁掉这东西！ We can destroy this thing!
对，可“这东西” 是她最好的朋友 Yeah, well, "this thing" is her best friend.
瑞娜！ 瑞娜， 我知道你在里面 Reina! Reina, I know you're in there.
瑞娜，我要你更努力的战斗 Reina, I need you to fight harder than you've ever fought in your life.
瑞娜，听我说！ Reina, listen to me!
你是个光芒四射的巨星 巨星很多 You are a flame-throwing rock star. And this is a lot.
但是... 我们有这个 But... we got this.
- 那是什么？ - 闪光的火球 - What is that? - Sparkle Fireball.
当然，毫无疑问 是我最喜欢的 For sure, no doubt. It's my favorite.
瑞娜，你做到了！ Reina, you got this!
瑞娜！ Reina!
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
快啊 Come on.
诺瑞？ Nory?
恩，瑞娜？ Yeah, Reina?
还记得我说了我做得很棒吗？ Remember when I said I was doing great?
对啊？ Yeah?
我其实不棒 I wasn't.
我也不棒 I wasn't, either.
但我可以告诉你 我现在好多了 But I'll tell you what, I'm doing a lot better now.
我也是 Me, too.
击掌！ Up high!
是! 我们做到了！ Yes! We did it!
可以想到，后来睿智进行了很多改革 As you can imagine, Sage underwent a lot of changes after that.
UDM程序已终止， The UDM program was discontinued,
我们UDM的人都加入了各自的学校 and all of us UDMs joined our respective schools.
艾略特是正式的燃烧者 Elliot's an official Flare.
安德列斯在飞行者周围飞来飞去 Andres is flying circles around the Flyers.
派巴儿是闪现者中的明星 Pepper's a star amongst Flickers.
斯格里夫作为覆毛者的教授 正在锤炼他们 Skriff is knocking them dead as an official Fuzzy professor.
好吧，我们来演示怎么做 Come on let's show how it's done
因为我们想让它变得有趣 Because we wanna make it fun
还有我？ And me?
小猫，熊猫，企鹅 Kitten, panda, penguin.
这就是全部？ Is that all?
退后 Step back.
瑞娜说得对 Reina was right.
睿智教导我 要成为我能成为的最好的讨厌鬼！ Sage is teaching me to be the best abomination I can be!
很快，每个人都忘记了睿智的方式 Pretty soon, everyone forgot about the Sage way.
那是老方式 That's the old way.
新方式是让孩子们成为自己 The new way is to let kids be themselves.
毕竟，每个人都有自己的东西 After all, everybody has their something.
让每个人都尽其所能... And letting everybody be the most of their something they can be...
那才是真正的魔法 that's the real magic.